more of that dirty hipster au now featuring clint’s coffee shop and a lot more people
Imagine after Bucky joins the Avengers the guys are telling him about all the missions they’ve gone on and they’re casually mentioning all the times Steve’s almost killed himself and Bucky keeps glaring at him like,
"you jumped out of a plane? With no parachute?”
"you crashed your plane in the middle of the ocean?”
"you were going to fight a GOD?!"
and the rest of the avengers just have to sit there listening to Bucky shouting at Steve, for like an hour.
That one time Bucky and Sam were tracking down “Bad Fifties Cap” and had to infiltrate the anti-government group he was working with by posing as a trucker and an IRS agent.
Captain America - #602
IS THIS REAL
Big Mouth by melonbutterfly - Steve tops Recovered!Bucky. Established relationship.
Yes, Captain by marlowe_tops - Pre-serum Steve tops Bucky. First time, spanking, bondage. The sequel involves post-WS angst, more porn, and some faint dubcon.
Escalation by ameonna, melospiza - First of three stories in the series. Pre-war kinkiness. Eventual cross-dressing I didn’t know I wanted or needed. Loads of dirty talk.
Night Light by thebrotherswinchester - Rentboy AU. (Important but mild spoiler: Steve never pays for sex. That is part of what takes the squick out of the kink for me.)
- robert downey jr. can sing
- jeremy renner can sing
- scarlett johannson can sing
- chris evans can sing
- mark ruffalo can sing
- chris hemsworth can sing
- tom hiddleston can sing
joss whedon, where is my avengers musical. i know you’ve got it in you. and i know you want it just as bad as i do. i sincerely hope that was part of the contract you just signed.
PUT THAT SHAWARMA BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN FOR THAT LINE OMG
(Ignore Salem. It’s complete fluff.)
Steve looks for Bucky, Bucky finds Steve, Steve tries desperately to put Bucky back together. Bucky tries desperately to let him. (Spoilers for Winter Soldier.)
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Imagine a lazy Saturday afternoon where there are no explosions or pranks or flashbacks or nightmares. Everyone’s in the living room, lazing about and listening to 40s big band music. Steve falls asleep with his head in Bucky’s lap. Natasha reads a book while Clint gives her a foot rub. Tony plays Bejeweled on Zen mode with the sound off, Bruce just closes his eyes and relaxes a bit. Thor sits and enjoys the music. Sam takes a nap. Everything’s quiet and simple and lovely and calm.
Avengers Body Swap
- Tony with Steve
- Thor with Natasha
- Bruce with Clint
Every single bodyswap gifset I see needs to be made into a fic immediately