bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

vulcanesque:

devildoll:

twoxheartedxdream:

#before u say i’m shipping too soon let me explain u a thing

you definitely don’t have to explain it to me

#now kiss

I showed my bf the trailer for this and then said “grumpy bones and sassy robot fighting crime in the future” and he was like “that is the best possible way to describe it” he is in I am going to trick my bf into watching this fabulous sci fi love story with me omg

paralysedbeaver:

The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

rifa:

hipsterinatardis:

Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.

I just think it’s hilarious.

OH MY GOD

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

walzerjahrhundert:

Art Nouveau restaurant in Paris,France: “La Fermette Marbeuf”, originally created around 1898-1900 as the dining room of Hôtel Langham, then covered up when the style had become unfashionable.It was rediscovered by accident in 1978 and then restored to life.

nikaalexandra:

quick fuckin doodle of everything that pisses me off about tumblr and the number one reason i wanna go on hiatus